Two dog owners are bragging about how intelligent their pets are…

Dog Poker

Two dog owners are bragging about how intelligent their pets are.

"The brightest dog I have ever had," one says, "was a Great Dane that could play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but I had him put to sleep."

"You had him put to sleep, a bright dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars."

"Had to," he replied, "Caught him using marked cards!"