2006-02-06
Wasted efforts
Professor (finishing a long algebra problem):
"And so we find that X equals zero".
A gambling sophomore:
"And all that hard work for nothing..."
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2006-02-06
What is Obesity?
Obesity is the mother of invention
(rather than necessity!)
2006-02-06
Life-long gambling insurance
What is the life-long gambling insurance?
A new insurance plan that keeps you boring and poor all your life, so you can die rich.
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2006-02-06
The best wish for Gambler
May bad fortune follow you all days
and NEVER catch up with you :).
Paraphrased by GamblingGates.com
2006-02-06
1 million: more than was expected
Alexander, a young man, applied for a job as retailer lottery assistant for the summer. The shop manager wanted a serious-minded tough youth, so he put Alex to a little test.
"Well, my man, what would you do with a million pounds?" he asked.
"Oh, Sir, I don't know, – I just wasn't expecting so much at the start", said Alex.
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A definition meaning a gambling addicted person is either bankrupt or working in jail.
The difference is inconsequential.
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2006-02-06
Duchess of Poker
“You say your daughter plays Texas Hold’em like Annie Duke?”
“Yes. She uses both hands.”
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2006-02-06
Gaming Research
A party of tourists were enjoying the wonders of the Grand Canyon.
A native passing by was asked by the driver of the car:
“I say, neighbour, can you tell me what caused this terrible gorge?”
“Well, they say a Scotsman once owned a rahch near here, and one day he lost a golf ball down a gopher hole.”
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2006-02-06
Gambling Chapter and verse
The two gamblers are talking near the betting shop, one after a winning, the other after losing.
“My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of.”
“Forgets your winnings, eh?”
“No; remembers all losses…”
GamblingGates.com
2006-02-06
Lucid intervals
A Las Vegas woman was applying for a passport.
“Unmarried?” asked the clerk.
“Occasionally,” she answered.
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